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I’ve been away for a darn long time, and I’ve enjoyed the hiatus as well as been busy with so much stuff going on now.

Anyways, this really brightened my day.

If you have not seen Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show for the past 5 years, you have missed out on many stuff.

Mainly, the absence of Miranda Kerr in your life.

BUT for those who have seen her and adored her, now’s your chance to get close and personal – via JUNE’s GQ Magazine spread, where there’ll be NSFW pictures to gloss over.

Here are some to feast on your eyes:

(After the Jump)

So if you get to travel with YokmoK, you might just be doing me an OUTTATHISWORLD adventure!!

Their specialty is guided adventure travel,
in small groups.

Your adventures with them will also be lead by a multilingual, professional YokmoK mountain guide – how’s that for personal luxury!

So how does the following adventures sound!

Snowshoeing in Romania and Sweden

Travel 200 kilometers inside the Arctic Circle, the Kungsleden runs through impressive sceneries of silence and solitude.

World Natural and Cultural Heritage since 1996, Lapland is the kingdom of extensive landscapes, the Sami people, and the highest mountains in Sweden.

Ski mountaineering in Iceland, Morocco, and the Alps

Reach several mountain summits of the Toubkal National Park and experience what it’s like to ski mountaineer in Morocco.

The Haute Route, or High Route, is a unique experience that is worth doing at least once in a lifetime.

Hiking & trekking in the Alps, Spain, Morocco, Nepal, Romania, Sweden

Hike and track wolves and bears in Transylvania. The Carpathians Mountains host 60% of the European bear population and 40% of the wolf population.

Sleep in comfortable huts and enjoy 24 hours of daylight, for this is the land of the midnight sun.

Ski & snowboard vacations in the Alps

The charming town of Morillon will welcome you after an intense day of skiing.

Zermatt offers the rare possibility of skiing in two different countries: Switzerland and Italy!

Bicycle tours in Switzerland

Cycle through Bern, capital of Switzerland, a city that preserves a beautiful medieval architecture and is part of the UNESCO World Heritage.

Discover towns full of history, like Sion, Martigny, and Nyon, and cycle through cities like Lausanne and Geneva.

Photographic holidays in Switzerland, France and Italy

This photographic trip takes you to some of the most spectacular landscapes of the French and Swiss Alps.

Photograph the Mont Blanc massif perfectly reflected in the pristine waters of an alpine tarn.

Private groups

Whatever your group needs, they can make that dream trip a reality.

Simply pick your ideal dates (adjusting the trip itinerary if necessary) and they will provide you with a detailed quote for any size of group.

So if any four or more of you reading this, and would like to go…I promise to be a good great the most fabulous (i totally need those blinking flashing neon signs now) companion!!

]]> http://iamsamuel.org/2010/03/17/yokmok-asked-me-to-travel-free/feed/ 4 samkhk shoe lights walk snow bear kings Ski swissitaly bern towns flowers photo sing trek http://iamsamuel.org/2010/03/11/i-want-to-pay-to-be-kidnapped/ http://iamsamuel.org/2010/03/11/i-want-to-pay-to-be-kidnapped/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:17:34 +0000 Samuel Koh http://iamsamuel.org/?p=1652 ]]> Of course this better not attract any unwanted attention like me getting really kidnapped for good!

But if you reside in France, I guess you’re in luck.

Ultime Réalité is truly as it’s name infers, the ULTIMATE Reality.

Standard services include, “Kidnapping”, “Manhunt”, “Go-Fast Adventure”, and “Extreme”!

“Manhunt” packages, meanwhile, can last either one or two days, with the option to play the role of either hunter or prey.

Then there’s the “Go-Fast Adventure”, where participants take the role of a drug dealer smuggling cargo on the high seas.

Once you pay for your desired roleplaying reality, you will be abducted without warning, eg. out of a building or even after shopping at a supermarket (be sure to ask them to take those fallen groceries if possible!).

Finally,I really REALLY like the “Extreme” package which potentially allows you to wake up on an autopsy table in a morgue, surrounded by corpses and body bags.

JUST IMAGINE THE ADRENALINE RUNNING THROUGH YOUR VEINS!

Additional elements such as ransom, escapes and helicopter chases can also be involved.

Pricing on a basic kidnap package is EUR 900! It’s actually pretty exciting!!

And the actors better not break character!

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